The Cosmic Flyswatter

QUESTION:
What would you get if you took Al Capone and other Chicago mobsters and incorporated them with Wall Street thieves?

ANSWER:
The White House

QUESTION:
Who is the most useful idiot the extreme left has working for them?

ANSWER:
Bill O’Reilly, the Harvard educated god of fair and balanced whose statues feature him with his thumb up his rear muttering “I didn’t see this coming, did you?” His anniversary edition has him bleating “President Obama is sooo smart! He went to Harvard like me, did you know that?” OR:
“Has anybody seen a good bus lately? I like to throw things!”

QUESTION:
What kind of judge rules against people’s promotions solely on the basis of their race?

ANSWER:
Racist judge, Sotomayer.